New Mexico, The Land of Enchantment.
Earthquakes? Nope
Hurricanes? Nope
Rising Sea Water? Nope
Tornados? Hardly ever.
Biblical floods? Not since dinosaurs sailed Noah's Ark.
What have you got to lose? Move yourself and business to New Mexico and Live Longer and Better.
I have had a revelation, of the political kind. Susana Martinez is actually trying to get some economic development in New Mexico. It is a long term plan. She is making sure that the fossil fuel boys get everything they want in New Mexico and elsewhere. Then, climate change will force everyone with high salt water invading their space to consider a move to the Land of Enchantment. Also, she figures we can get all those Oklahomans and Dakotans to relocate because of those fracking induced earthquakes. And as those hurricanes and tropical storms spin up, well everyone on the Gulf Coast and Southern states might look more favorably on living in the high desert.
2 comments:
Good one!
We can even let Donald Trump in if he works in one of the taco trucks we have surrounding the state.
She's not that smart or forward-thinking.
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