Friday, August 24, 2007

Bumper Stickers for Our Time


My sister Carlota sent me this paragraph out of a mystery novel she is reading. It is set in Venice.

“…After a long pause, Marvilli said, “I don’t know that the judge is from this city. But I know there is a warrant. We would never have done something like this without one – not here and not in the other cities.”

That was certainly likely, Brunetti agreed. The times when the police could break in anywhere without a warrant were not upon them, not yet. After all, this was not the United States.

A friend of mine who is a republican sent me these bumper stickers that have been seen around the country. Funny.

1. Baby's T-shirt: Already Smarter Than Bush
2. 1/20/09: End of an Error

3. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
4. Let's Fix Democracy in THIS COUNTRY, First
5 If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
6 Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
7 You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time

8 If You Can Read This, You're Not the President

9 Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant

10 Hey Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

11 George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
12. Impeachment: It's Not Just for Sex Anymore
13 America : One Nation, Under Surveillance
14 They Call Him "W"! (So He Can Spell It)
15 Cheney/Satan '08

16 Jail to the Chief

17 No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade?

18 Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap
19 Bad president! No Banana.
20 We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
21 We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
22 Is It Vietnam Yet?
23 Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either

24 Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Hand basket?
25 You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
26 When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46

27 The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

28 2004: Embarrassed 2005: Horrified 2006:
Terrified

29. Frodo was wrong! Bush has the Ring
!

30 Bush: Proof that God's got a sense of humor!!

3 comments:

Noelle said...

Ha Ha... good ones Dad.

Natalie said...

#26 should hit home with everyone!

These were funny.
Thanks, Jim.
:)

Anonymous said...

Going to have to find a website where some of these are sold!