So, I am having a hard time believing what Craig is now saying about his incident in a men's room stall in the Minneapolis Airport. But, after breakfast with Ned and Arturo today we came up with some more believable things for him to say than I am not really guilty.
1. I was listening to my I-Pod and just tapping my foot.
2. I was trying to get out a really big one.
3. There was a cockroach running by and I was trying to squash it.
4. I have restless leg syndrome.
5. I was practicing my tap dance for the Senate talent show.
6. I was trying to get that guy to tie my shoe laces.
7. I thought I was in a shoe shine stall.
There were more suggestions for him but I bet readers of this blog would have some good ones. Put them in a comment.
If Larry Craig is gay, I really don't care. What disgusts me is his hypocrisy. He says he is sorry for putting a 'dark cloud' over Idaho. No one should mistake that it is a dark cloud because he is gay, it is a dark cloud because he is a liar.
No habit or quality is more easily acquired than hypocrisy, nor any thing sooner learned than to deny the sentiments of our hearts and the principle we act from: but the seeds of every passion are innate to us, and nobody comes into the world without them.
Bernard de Mandeville
Bernard de Mandeville
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