Friday, May 15, 2009

How True

My friend Rodger sent this to me.

Some artists from the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

Bobby Darin Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Herman's Hermits Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Roberta Flack The First Time Ever IForgot Your Face

Johnny Nash I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

Procol Harem A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba Denture Queen

Tony Orlando Knock 3 TimesOn The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least:

Willie Nelson On the Commode Again

1 comment:

Sara said...

That is funny stuff Jimmy!