How True

My friend Rodger sent this to me.

Some artists from the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

Bobby Darin Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Herman's Hermits Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Roberta Flack The First Time Ever IForgot Your Face

Johnny Nash I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

Procol Harem A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba Denture Queen

Tony Orlando Knock 3 TimesOn The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least:

Willie Nelson On the Commode Again