Yesterday my cellphone disappeared. Today, my email was hacked. I wonder if the two are connected. All my friends got emails today about the wonders of Viagra. Now I am trying to figure out how to stop all of this. I am a luddite when it comes to this. New dangers in a modern world I guess. Plus, now I need to get a new phone. Maybe a new Apple that helps me remember things. That would be useful. A nagging device that speaks to me about my upcoming appointments. A backup memory.